Jul 29, 2008

Mark's New Saying

"Our kids are so retarded, they wouldn't know good crap if they crapped it out of their own bottom!"

Mom and Dad, the edited version is down below.

"Our kids are so retarded, they wouldn't know good carp if they carped it out of their own bottom!" (Inside joke)

Mark thinks I need to preface the saying...He said this (out of ear shot of the kids) because the kids wouldn't eat the delicious meal I made for dinner.

Mark also says he's going to patent this saying.

12 comments:

Harmony said...

The saying made me laugh! :D I will have to share it with Greg later! I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it too. I can totally hear Greg saying something like that too. P.S. What was the recipe? Anything fairly easy but good? I HATE cooking. Greg and I take turns with dinner since we're both working 8-5 these days. But lots of times we just end up in a drive through.

Love,
Harmony

Hinton Family said...

Nice, I love what comes out of parents mouth when they are frustrated with kids! Kevin and I got a good laugh from this post.

Amy said...

Oh that's funny. The thing's our kids make US say. He He He!

Bekah: said...

that is so mark!

Elise and Dan said...

So true, so true! Thanks for the laugh! BTW, how are you feeling? Any better?

The Kurtzeborn Family said...

Ok - can't stop laughing! Thanks I needed a good laugh today! :)

Loric said...

Don't you love it when you've slaved in the kitchen for an hour only to hear "EWWWWW-what is it?" when you sit down to the table? I've got to agree with Mark on that one, though I may not have put it quite the way he did. :)

Lori said...

Very funny. Love the new blog look! So cute.

Anonymous said...

i laughed so hard- i can totally hear mark say that! ty thought it was hilarious also! (especially the edited version!!!)

mph said...

Funny stuff! I miss you guys in the ward. Move back!

andreamatrix said...

Oh you're killing me!

Thomas said...

I am seriously laughing out loud. So funny! I agree with Tiff - I like the edited version.